Since daughter and I recently discovered a great Chinese restaurant, we have been eating a fair amount of Chinese food. And that means a lot of fortune cookies with their enclosed wisdom.
An empty stomach is not a good political advisor. Does this mean I shouldn’t vote on an empty stomach?
You are heading in the right direction. Ha! My daughter got this one. She can’t find her way out of a paper bag. But she is working hard and just bought a car, so maybe the fortune is correct.
Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Okay, that’s a good one.
The fortune you seek is in another cookie. Alrighty – I will just open another one.
Being an able man. There are always. Huh? I am not kidding; this is the fortune.
I am now racking my brain trying to find some hidden deep spiritual meaning behind my last fortune. I would love to have another fortune cookie to open and give me some hope. But it’s not happening.
Maybe I will just write my own fortunes. How about:
When life hands you lemons, ask for an exchange.
Today is Tuesday; big whoop!
Guess I (and everyone that eats fortune cookies) should be thankful that coming up with fortune cooking sayings is not my job.