How to Survive the Holidays

Unfortunately, I did not come across the perfect solution to holiday stress until last year. And now I plan to share this $1,000,000 solution with you, my faithful readers.  So turn off the TV,  shut down your computer,  quiet down the kids and pets, and get out your pencil and paper so as to take notes when necessary. Drum roll please.

A stick of gum to remind you to stick to it.

A candle to remind you to shine brightly.

A pin to remind you to stay sharp.

A match to light your fire when you feel burned out.

A bag to help you keep it all together.

And if these five items don’t work as expected, use the pin to burst your bubble, the match to burn up the Xmas tree, the bag to use when you hyperventilate, and chew that gum; it’s sure to irritate someone.  Think of your own plan for the candle.

Happy Holiday preparations!!!!